{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
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