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The New Caledonian lorikeet is a possibly extinct lorikeet endemic to the Melanesian island of New Caledonia.
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Lagos State Water Regulatory Commission (LASWARCO) is an agency of the Lagos state government under the supervision of the Lagos State Ministry of the Environment and Water Resources. The commission is a regulatory body empowered by \"Lagos State Water Sector Law (LSWSL) 2004 and Lagos State Environmental Management Protection Law, 2017\" to protect the long term interests of consumers by regulating the activities of individuals, businesses and companies involved in the production, treatment, packaging, distribution, sales, supply and use of water in the state. The commission ensures acceptable standard by curbing unwholesome water production and indiscriminate drilling of boreholes in Lagos state.
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