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The Connemara Railway is a heritage railway at Maam Cross railway station, County Galway in Ireland. It currently exists as an operable narrow gauge pop-up railway, with standard Irish Gauge track available for static exhibits. As of November 2024, the project was under development, but not yet open to the public.
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Dequartavous \"Tae\" Crowder is an American professional football linebacker for the Birmingham Stallions of the United Football League (UFL). He played college football at Georgia. He was selected by the New York Giants with the final pick in the 2020 NFL draft, making him that draft's Mr. Irrelevant.
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