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Dallas: The Television Role-Playing Game is a role-playing game created by the wargame publisher Simulations Publications, Inc. (SPI) in 1980 based on the popular television soap opera Dallas. The game was an attempt by debt-ridden SPI to find a new audience, but it was \"a massive failure, one of the biggest in the history of RPGs\" and also succeeded in alienating SPI's wargaming clientele.
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